The Mad Goat Herder

me being an asshole

Sun, 09 May 2004 05:37:10 GMT

bo0oger sn0t: he lost his dad. =[
bo0oger sn0t: and he had a hard time gettin' through it.
i r l33t ninja: awww
i r l33t ninja: boo fucking hoo again?
i r l33t ninja: lol
bo0oger sn0t: !*GASPS*
bo0oger sn0t: hollis!
bo0oger sn0t: lol
i r l33t ninja: rotf
i r l33t ninja: measure a centimeter
i r l33t ninja: and what ever is smaller than that
i r l33t ninja: is how much i care
bo0oger sn0t: .
i r l33t ninja: ;-)

ba.

Sat, 08 May 2004 19:59:38 GMT

pet gummy wurms are cool. *nods*

BLOOP

Baaa

Fri, 07 May 2004 15:29:11 GMT

(talking about home depot/walmart)
Mr M Herrington: i went in one time and asked to test drive a riding mower
i r l33t ninja: hahaha
i r l33t ninja: they let you?
Mr M Herrington: they wouldn't let me :-(
i r l33t ninja: awwww
i r l33t ninja: that's like them bastards at walmart
i r l33t ninja: i was riding the eletric carts
Mr M Herrington: i know, they wouldnt let me test out the swimming pool at wal mart
Mr M Herrington: fuckers
i r l33t ninja: and the lady was like "Son....are you handicap or elderly?"
Mr M Herrington: just cause i was naked
i r l33t ninja: im like "Well isn't that just rude!!!"
Mr M Herrington: you coulda said, no i'm just fat
i r l33t ninja: hahaha
i r l33t ninja: No bitch, im fat and lazy"
i r l33t ninja: and whats so funny, on the stickers it says "For our CUSTOMERS comfort"
i r l33t ninja: not for the elderly or handicap blah blah
i r l33t ninja: stupid bitch ..learn how to read
Mr M Herrington: tomorrow's becca's birthday, and i promised her her uncle hollis would get her a bmw
i r l33t ninja: oh then she tried to make me feel bad
i r l33t ninja: lmao
i r l33t ninja: she gonna have to keep dreaming ~
i r l33t ninja: ill get her a lil toy bmw
i r l33t ninja: anyways so that bitch went "What if a guy with one leg came in and needed to use this"
i r l33t ninja: and i was like "Well, there is 4 others sitting right beside it...i doubt he would wish to use this particular one!"
i r l33t ninja: and i doubt 5 people with one leg are gonna walk into walmart at once! thank you very much
Mr M Herrington: hey, they could just do the three legged race thing
i r l33t ninja: lol
Mr M Herrington: tie their waists together
i r l33t ninja: work together assholes!
Mr M Herrington: much better
i r l33t ninja: could probably carry more too!
i r l33t ninja: 4 arms = more stuff
Mr M Herrington: we oughta patent this

zzz

Thu, 06 May 2004 17:17:41 GMT

Regard this phantom world
As a star at dawn, a bubble in a stream,
A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,
A flickering lamp-- a phantom -- and a dream.

Siddhartha Gautama a.k.a Buddha

yup....can't help but post it.

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 22:50:57 GMT

so explain the word "hard core" to me..im confused.
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bo0oger sn0t: people've been sayin' i wear too much make up lately....so..im all..self conscience about "lookin' like a h0re"
bo0oger sn0t: lol
d0wnerr: to much make up = nasty
bo0oger sn0t: UGH STOP
bo0oger sn0t: lol
bo0oger sn0t: but sometimes i do it on purpose.
d0wnerr: it's the truth.
bo0oger sn0t: when i wear black N crap
bo0oger sn0t: i do my eyes hard core just cuz i want to
d0wnerr: hard core?
bo0oger sn0t: like black crap
bo0oger sn0t: eye liner.
bo0oger sn0t: and glitter..r0tf
d0wnerr: so it's hard core since it's black o.o ?
bo0oger sn0t: NO HARD CORE
bo0oger sn0t: lol
bo0oger sn0t: i used that term in a different way than what it actually means.
d0wnerr: a hard center?
bo0oger sn0t: .
bo0oger sn0t: no
bo0oger sn0t: like "heavey"
bo0oger sn0t: more like.
bo0oger sn0t: heavy I meant.
d0wnerr: so a...
d0wnerr: heavy center.
bo0oger sn0t: .
bo0oger sn0t: ?
bo0oger sn0t: i've never heard that used.
d0wnerr: pssst.
d0wnerr: im fucking with you.
bo0oger sn0t: o
bo0oger sn0t: lol
d0wnerr: so you put on ALOT of make up.
d0wnerr: is what you mean i suppose.
bo0oger sn0t: no
bo0oger sn0t: just on my eyes sometimes.
d0wnerr: .
d0wnerr: no
d0wnerr: just on my eyes
d0wnerr: so you do...
d0wnerr: or you don't?
bo0oger sn0t: WHAT?!
bo0oger sn0t: yeh
d0wnerr: kk

when the killing is completed the city will be burned.

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 03:24:29 GMT

everyone likes to write about their day so im gonna write about mine.. ;).
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Woke up at 3:00 today, got up and took a shower with 5 girls. Around 5:00, Heepers the Jigsaw Killer of Hebrews showed up at my house and tried to attack me with his fire ball shooting silver cock. After defeating Heepers, i got in my car and drove to my secret hide out(will give direction if you would like to coem out, but remember..shhh it's secret). Watched some porn on my super fast T100(o.O), then I got in my teleporter and went to NY n stabbed lacy in the eye. Let's see...teleported back home, took another shower..this time with only 1 other girl.. then as i looked out my window i saw the goat symbol flying through the air..so went to Cheif Liezitntheass and got info about firebreathing circus ninja midgets in scuba gear about to attack my fav sushi bar...so went and kicked some midgets ass...and that was basically it...

yup...boring ol day.

Post Mortal Ejaculation

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 08:01:33 GMT

Suffering my only need now is to hang
the rope does swing, hanging from the darkened ceiling
Strangling, dangling from my twisted spine
I knew I would enjoy death more than life
My lids close tight, but the light blinds my eyes
My body grows cold - my cock becomes erect

Watching over my dead shell, from beyond in my own hell
Caught between life and death, even though my body's dead
I still feel the touch of flesh
Given the choice to die or live dead
Purgatory my damnation
Climaxing at the resurrection
Adipocere spurts from my erection

Manifested in my rotted body
Unpure spirit, dead among mortals
I have risen from self-murder
Only to rot and kill
to break the necks of young women
their cunts my pus will fill
Acid burning through her crotch
I baptise her face with my rot
Then venom foams from her throat
On my discharge she will choke

Pulsation, my heart begins to beat
Heaving, goiters start to secrete
caustic odor, steaming gruel
wallow in my infected drool

Swollen pusing gashes
Start to reek

Puncture wounds in the back
hacked up limbs, bones now crack
Skin fillet from your face
Breasts gounged out
I fuck with your chest

testing testing.

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 04:34:03 GMT

l33t goats get bored ocasionally too. =p.

Tue, 20 Jan 2004 18:49:30 GMT

Dr. Gonzo says it's ok. So why not?

Raoul S. Duke: "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

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Fri, 16 Jan 2004 19:37:47 GMT

haha.

"Hollis you sound like you need some rest, you need to stop staying out all night smoking pot and listening to heavy metal." - Yes Sir Boss man ~

haha

Fri, 16 Jan 2004 18:27:01 GMT

cheeba_munkii: i bet i was exposed to nerve gas 0.o
grotesquery_concieled: o.O hmmm maybe so.
cheeba_munkii: Only thing I don't have from the list is irregular menstruation
cheeba_munkii: 0.o
grotesquery_concieled: wtf is that?
cheeba_munkii: i'm not bleeding from my twatt in a non-regular fashion
cheeba_munkii: 0.o
grotesquery_concieled: lmao
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Nothing is more amusing than a conversation with the Nate God

ahhh!

Thu, 15 Jan 2004 16:54:27 GMT

grotesquery_concieled: has the rapture come? i see no one online but us! lol
cheeba_munkii: dude
cheeba_munkii: that's not funny
cheeba_munkii: lmfao

a n33t l33t thing to play with - har uberness~

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 20:46:48 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/todo/?user=l33t_goat

ha.

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 18:46:12 GMT

in a recent post i was told i should stop putting lyrics on here and write something ....well sure...but here is a thought...

FUCKING MAKE ME!!!

hehe, just messing with ya ;).

so I will just share what is on my mind atm:.

1. Must finish Ernest Hemingway's "A Moveable Feast" by tomorrow.
2. Why did my friend look so sexy while singing that horrible -milkshake- song. And why can't i stop picturing it? mmmmm.
3. Oysters are nasty... yup..not eating that again.
4. I gotta take a shit and have a smoke brake now.

Happy?

=]~

....

Thu, 08 Jan 2004 21:09:14 GMT

What's coming through is alive.
What's holding up is a mirror.
But what's singing songs is a snake
Looking to turn this piss to wine.

They're both totally void of hate,
But killing me just the same.

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been.
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again.

And I feel this coming over like a storm again.
Considerately.

Venomous voice, tempts me,
Drains me, bleeds me,
Leaves me cracked and empty.
Drags me down like some sweet gravity.

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been.
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again.

And I feel this coming over like a storm again.

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me,
And considerately killing me.

Without the skin,
Beneath the storm,
Under these tears
The walls came down.

And the snake is drowned and
As I look in his eyes,
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of those times.

I could have cried then.
I should have cried then.

And as the walls come down and
As I look in your eyes
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of the times
I have died
and will die.
It's all right.
I don't mind.

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me,

And considerately killing me.

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Thu, 08 Jan 2004 20:50:33 GMT

so tired..of it all..

well.. fuck

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 17:59:58 GMT

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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I have no idea who wrote that..but fucking right!

haha.

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 15:24:26 GMT

oh yeh, Gs Up ~

For some ungodly reason, me and my partner in crime are gonna go to a Snoop Dogg concert tonight.

Oh yeh, where is my bandana - my khakis, and my cool water cologne?

Though it was a short time in my life (when i was 11 years old)- Snoop Dogg was my hero. So, I have to go see him just one time lol.

we are gonna get shot......yup.

grr...

Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:30:08 GMT

How many times must I tell my boss that you cannot scan in a sheet of papper (that has been typed on) and edit it! it doesn't scan it in as a fucking word /txt file!.

well i could "edit" it with photoshop, but yeh...that would be one big mess.
o.O

-sigh.

Nine Inch Nails : I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 16:37:32 GMT

as black as the night can get
everything is safer now
there's always a way to forget
once you learn to find a way how

in the blur of serenity
where did everything get lost?
the flowers of naivete
buried in a layer of frost

the smell of sunshine
I remember sometimes

thought he had it all before they called his bluff
found out that his skin just wasn't thick enough
wanted to go back to how it was before
thought he lost everything
then he lost a whole lot more

a fool's devotion
swallowed up in empty space
the tears of regret
frozen to the side of his face

the smell of sunshine
I remember sometimes

I've done all I can do
could I please come with you?
sweet smell of sunshine
I remember sometimes
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-splooge.

quote of the month :

Mon, 22 Dec 2003 20:08:51 GMT

"I wish i could get a sex change so i could whine all the time!" - Xumosa

lol

mmm..weekend..fun!

Mon, 22 Dec 2003 15:34:40 GMT

Friday: Corona, movie: Hebrew Hammer, black jack.
Saturday: Chilis(blooming onion, fajitas for 2 'chicken and beef', beer, & a yummy yummy hot chocolate fudgecake n icecream. then LOTR! *ass is still hurting from sitting down so long*
Sunday: Reservations at some casino whose name i can't remember for sushi bar! (yellow tail tuna o.O, squid, california rolls..and almost got some octopus..but was to stuffed =p), and more beer!!

fun times..fun times.

mmmmm

Fri, 19 Dec 2003 19:18:28 GMT

3 peices of Salmon Sashimi, mmmm
and 4 - it was like california rolls ~ but with seaweed.
and 2 plates of fried rice and other various stuff..

-rubs belly..cannot eat anymore.

oh and i got an uber chinese calender from them for xmas! lol..very coolness.

there is more!

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 18:31:54 GMT

[aim sn has been edited]: miranda....you IMed me yesterday, but i wasn't at the computer so some black gangsters in my art room talked to you
i r l33t ninja: hahaha woot! gangstas
i r l33t ninja: i bet they hardcore huh?
i r l33t ninja: next time you talk to em, tell em..the l33t ninja killed tupac n biggie
[aim sn has been edited]: : very.
[aim sn has been edited]: : haha alright
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oh yeh ~

mmm

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 18:19:21 GMT

and the craving for sushi begins....

mmmmmmmm ika...please give me some ika ~

^.^ now that looks yummy.